Peter Fuller MBA CA

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My first patent is called “Method and Apparatus for obtaining Remote Access to an Interior Location”.

Essentially it allows you to obtain access to an enclosed area through a movable device.

The device could rotate, swing or slide, either manually or automatically.

The device could be made from natural or man made materials, thus being extremely flexible in design.

I already have a court decision to enforce everyone to install a special apparatus that measures usage and automatically deducts licensing fees in real time and transfer them to my account.  Non-compliance will involve hefty fines and jail time.

The special apparatus will cost $19.99 or 3 for $39.99, good deal.

You can also lease them at $1.00 per month.

The licensing fee will be a very reasonable “one penny” per access (no in and out privileges).

The people down at the patent office were so friendly and accommodating.

They even helped me choose just the right technical jargon to make it fly.

I may just sell the thing to a bunch of lawyers and retire.

Peter Fuller MBA CA
905-566-1927

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